I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
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I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
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Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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