Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
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Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
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I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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