it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
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No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
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were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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