i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
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I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
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Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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