So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
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The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
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somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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