if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
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No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
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I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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