My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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