so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
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I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
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I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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