Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
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He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
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OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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