She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
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We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
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Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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