I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
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just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
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I lost the right to judge tonight
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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