There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
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you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
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When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
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