yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
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The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
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I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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