fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
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He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
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My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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