My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
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so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
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Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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