Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
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I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
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I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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