do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
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First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
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Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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