Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
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Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
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He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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