The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
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The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
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Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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