i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize