But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
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I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
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WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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