Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
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You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
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I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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