how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
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Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
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its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
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