I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
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No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
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Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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