just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
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no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
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Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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