i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
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it was like a zeppelin in a condom
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I deserve to be covered in dicks
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I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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