Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
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She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
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Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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