My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I'm getting married
To pizza
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