I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
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I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
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Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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