I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
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I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
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No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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