He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
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she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
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He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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