He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
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I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
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When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I just gargled with NyQuil
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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