You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
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The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
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I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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