I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
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We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
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My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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