I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
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Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
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I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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