I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
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He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
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So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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