You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
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So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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