What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
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Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
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Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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