The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
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we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
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I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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