1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
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Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
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We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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