How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
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we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
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We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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