i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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