Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
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Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
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in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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