I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I just saw a hot homeless man
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
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Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
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..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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