So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
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on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
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I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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