too bad you live with your parents still
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
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The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
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I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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