Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
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in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
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Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
You are a genius and a whore.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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