Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
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Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
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Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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