I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
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I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
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Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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