ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
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She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
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You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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